Googleridoo.com

We’ve been getting a lot of enquiries how to use it! Well fellowers, here comes the bloody manual! But, first make sure you warm up correctly as shown in the video.
Never try getting quality links before, you may hurt yourself!

1. Body Position
Find yourself a comfortable position for playing, standing or sitting while keeping your head straight. Play towards a wall full of Google logos so you can see your vision, hear yourself and correct the sounds if not satisfactory and most importantly to relax.

2. Mouth Position
The position of the mouth is again a personal preference. The wax of the mouthpiece helps to seal the air inside the Googleridoo and make it more comfortable for your lips. You must place your lips inside the mouthpiece and press just hard enough to have a good seal. Pressing too hard will stop you getting the quality link sources and not hard enough will let them out too quickly that you cant collect them all.

3. Basic sound

The basic sound is called the drone and it’s achieved by blowing gently, vibrating your lips loosely. Puff out your cheeks gently, hold your lips together keeping them loose and blow air through allowing the lips to vibrate.

Attention, if you are a black hat: “Dont blow gently - Make a Blast as you always do!!

The tone produced is like a motorboat and not like a trumpet. If you are getting the trumpet tone you lips are too tight. Try again with looser lips. Practice blowing harder and softer to vary the volume of links. Experiment with the different mouth positions can change the quality of links. In the beginning please don’t be frustrated if there only linklists, article directories and other shit coming out of the Googleridoo. After practising a while you see the quality links coming to you from itself.

4. Introducing the vocals or overtones
As there is no written link scheme for the Googleridoo you can experience with any sound imaginable: Grunts, groans, screams, bark, holler, laugh, cry - depending on your current rankings in the SERP’S….First without using the Googleridoo, try using your vocals just like a singer would while you vibrate your lips. Back to the Googleridoo try one of the following sounds while playing the drone “hooo wee” “kah” “kah” “kah” “kah” “rah” “rrrah”…A useful exercise is to try words while droning.

Try saying “goo-gle- ri- doo” “goo-gle- ri- doo “noo-ya–hoo..”

Some of the most common sounds made by big players are:
Trust-Links - make a growling sound like: “uni”-”ver”-”si”-”ty”

Thats it! What kind of sounds would you make?

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